Wierd creatures day

I saw a chameleon on a tree from afar. Was pointing it out to my colleague. And the beautiful creature was red with green to blend in with the tree trunk. But ti kept shifting so my colleague could not see it and I kept dissing the chameleon for moving as it was supposed to be stationary or so I thought. Anyway after repeated dissing with finger pointing it out for a stretch of road, I kicked something that was very resistant on the pavement with my usual "drag feet" walk.I was not bothered and just ploughed forward until I heard frantic squeaking at my feet. I looked down and saw a lovely furry light grey rat at my boot front. Thank goodness I was in safe boots and not open toe sandle. Gosh... And then the creature took off towards the chameleon while I started yelping with the onset of adrenaline from shock.